Hamsters are descriptions of items after they have been swallowed up by holes. The entries are divided by
location. They are written from BK's perspective.
Barrel Cactus You may think there's loot inside because it says barrel. But it's full of spiders.
Cardboard Box It's a free house. Don't let it get wet.
Cave Go in here if you want to get yelled at by coyotes.
Coffee Mug Coffee rules. It burns your tongue and makes you go to the bathroom.
Helmet Protects you from cows (?)
Swimming Pool Do not try to wash cotton candy in the pool. This tip will save your life.
Bone You can make your own bones at home.
Dog Dish Drinking from this is like kissing a dog, but not as fun.
Donut Rock It's a rock. Don't try to eat it.
Kiln Just a normal stove that you fill with mud.
Potter's House Potter & Pup used to live here.
Paper Ball Sometimes you can find good ideas inside.
Picnic Bench How many birds are you willing to fight for a bag of chips?
Pot (Cylinder) Easy to knock over.
Pot (Inverted) Check the bottom for bugs.
Pot (Large) Idk. It's a pot.
Picket Fence Usually a good sign there's trash nearby.
Pottery Wheel Spins mud around. For fun.
Pot (Bottom Heavy) Another pot, wow.
Pueblo Wall A hiding wall. Good for peeking.
SOLD Sign Someone bought this sign, in case you were thinking of buying it yourself.
Spyglass This tube lets you see spies. It doesn't help you catch them, though.
Chiminea Makes your eyes cry when you stick your head in.
Succulent Child's safety cactus.
Suitcase Climb inside for a free ride.
Its one thing to own a chicken, but two chickens... thats two things.
A large mug for dirt lovers.
You're always on the wrong side of it.
The wire allows you to grab the egg and pet the chicken.
Gloves for your car.
Wood jail for freaks.
Plastic bird that scares you.
Alive spaghetti with the ability to hate.
If your chicken doesn't have a swing... wow.
No one knows what it says.
Big Red Button
Only monsters don't press the button.
Tells you what temperature the snakes are.
Snakes go to die here.
It's shaped to look like a big bird.
Tune in to spy on the government.
DO NOT get spotted.
Ukulele Piece (Bottom)
Half of a mouse guitar. Has the word "Forever" carved into it.
Fast Food Tray
Press the buttons on top to select your flavor.
Extremely terrible way to keep your fries safe.
You can tell a fish your secrets, they won't remember anything.
Tennis balls only grow in hard to reach places.
Tell me how to get ate by a bird. Tell me.
Someday everything will be made of corn.
Why waste a good cart on anything besides hotdogs?
Rocks were given to us by aliens.
This is probably the worst place to pour milk into.
Camping Soup Bowl
Try washing yourself with soup. You might feel good.
Fake house that's easy to steal from.
Corn that was punished.
An early type of television.
A small food fortress.
You can live inside this if your house gets full.
If you make a crow mad, it will steal your credit card number.
One of the most random vegetables.
WOw. Why is it so big?
Carrots grow underground and are therefore extremely untrustworthy.
Carrot House (Broken)
Imagine loving carrots so much you wanted to live inside one.
Bunnies love to chew on stuff because of their evil nature.
Bunnies want to destroy everything and they don't know why.
Cute, but I will not be fooled.
There's no taste like fresh dirt.
If you put seeds inside and water it every day, it's still boring.
Clearly designed by aliens... does no one else see it?
You can step on this if you hate dirt.
Provides minimal cover.
Early type of tablet from when it used to be a piece of furniture.
Beach Lot C
Beach Lot C
Old and ugly tree. There’s usually a bobcat scowling on top of them.
Pour a glass of water on this and scream.
Gets really hot to protect the food inside.
The opposite of a refrigerator.
Rude style of grass.
Kinda weird how large and perfectly shaped these boulders are...
It’s like the aliens are mocking us.
Folds up when you least expect it.
Ukulele Piece (Top)
Mouse guitar. This piece says, “Best Bros”.
A dumpster you can attach to your car.
A dumpster you can drive.
Everyone is weak to fire.
Cliffs are a type of trap created by aliens.
This corn has white stuff on it and spicy stuff. It's really good.
You have to fight a seagull to get this. The texture is highly regarded.
You can't make me read. I'm not gonna do it.
99% of seagulls are criminals.
You can use fireworks to remove hair.
A spicy candle store.
Pretty common type of treasure chest.
Don't drink immediately. Wait until all the fizz is gone.
Seagulls love french fries because it's the main crop of their homeland.
Morsel has a nicer car than I do.
Probably a book with proof that aliens exist.
Probably a book about something boring like collectible spoons.
How does he fit inside?
Coco's Oven Mitt
Keeps your hands warm.
He has 9999 unread emails.
Punish your clothes for getting wet
The only good bird is a fake bird.
A chair that wishes it was a bed.
Talk into this to sound like an alien.
The human ear can hear over 100 songs.
Put this in your house to keep things damp.
Needs no introduction. The gold standard.
Imagine if your feet were sticky all day.
If I had sticky feet I'd walk on the ceiling and scream.
I'm going to get sticky feet. I'm going to do it. You can't stop me.
Coco plays this every day to make his neighbors mad.
Doesn't hurt too bad.
Donut Display Case
This is property of Donut County. Send it back immediately.
This might grow up to be a real barn someday.
I won't bow down to a chicken. Ever.
If you carry this and look mad you can walk into anywhere.
If it doesn't have a crate, it's not a videogame.
Eggs saved my life. True story.
Farm tubes. No purpose.
The good part of a donut.
Walking under a ladder isn't just bad luck, it's embarrassing to the ladder.
Scoop out the inside before you eat the rind.
ANY truck could be carrying a pig. But not this one.
This thing goes from zero to sixty in sixty seconds.
The old way of making holes.
If you can get into one of these, you're rich.
Who will invent the next strawberry?
If you eat the seeds you might turn into a watermelon.
Bees are very hyper and they like to kiss their mom's butt.
If you sleep in your shed, no one will steal your tools.
A piece of fruit that bees love to hang out in.
Bees are always making dessert.
Bees rent apartments from their mom.
It's a watering can but for making bees tired.
You can predict the weather based on the time between a frog's croak. Sometimes its wrong.
Sticky. Rub this on your stuff to make it harder to steal.
Pinecones make no sense. It's not a good fruit.
There are no games on it.
It's out of gas.
A seat that creates bugs.
Soup has many health benefits if you sit in the pot long enough.
Use this to reach the food. Polite to put your butt on this.
So many houses aren't made out of candy.
What can I say? I hate it.
Why is this in the Trashopedia? Who cares?
Use this to wrap up your food when you’re done.
Candles get better the more you have. At least 1000 is a good starting point.
Not a big deal. I got like 100 of these at home.
Free food. You don’t even have to buy anything.
Turns food into math.
It’s bookmarked, “Secret Soup Recipe: 2 shakes salt, 3 shakes pepper.
It’s rude that I can’t fit inside.
Food only garbage can.
Sometimes there’s breakfast inside.
Use salt to make food taste like the ocean.
Add pepper if your food taste too good.
Soup was invented.
Chefs use this hat to imagine what it’s like being an onion.
You can let a bird cook...but don't let it feed you.
Honk if you were a goose in your past life.
Some apartments don’t allow pets but you can keep bats if you pretend to be upset about it.
There's a lot of good trash in the back seat.
Dogs act like they own the sidewalk... they don't.
Seeds for a house.
If you get poked by a cactus you become a cactus.
A piece of wood with a salad on top.
It reminds you that you're not eating pizza.
No explanation needed.
I'm gonna skip this one... it's too sad to look at.
Use this to make holes.
Donut Shop Sign
Don't try to eat this unless you have friends.
Donut Shop Front
One of many raccoon locations.
Donut Shop Back
Many holes are delivered from here.
Ring this if you get bored.
I would switch bodies with a cactus no questions asked.
What's the meaning of life? Who cares when you have a quadcopter?
Trash King Poster
The leader of the raccoons in Donut County.
This is how you know who wants to get owned by a hole.
It's protective shell is designed to be impenetrable. No one knows what's inside.
There are no donuts at Donut County.
Do laptops dream of their keys falling out?
People aren't meant to sit at a desk all day. They're meant to sit on a horse(?)
Keep your tablet charged so you don't get bored and go outside.
Really rare food. The "D" stands for delicious.
This is where birds read the newspaper.
Bones are like gears, but for animals. It makes them work.
It is illegal to hold this without special shoes.
Really bad version of the sun. Tastes ok.
Good for sleeping. Check for food in the cracks.
It's "Instant" because you instantly regret eating it.
Someone was mean to this cat.
The drawers are stuffed with MREs and fake IDs.
Potentially very good stuff inside.
Fish In Bag
A quick snack with drink included.
If you tell a scary story without a flashlight, it comes true.
Lawn Chair (Dirty)
Good to sleep on, or under.
Scares grass to keep it small.
This is a stolen face, that's why it looks mad.
Masks are the safest way to communicate emotions.
Pretend to be someone cool.
Everybody wears a mask... except for me.
An better type of fridge that's lower to the ground and easier to open.
During the day it's allowed to relax.
Standard ghost hunting equipment.
It's "safe" to assume there's something worth stealing inside.
the brighter the color, the better the flavor.
Tennis Ball (Flat)
Somebody must have won the game.
Fun Flume Log
Ever think about all the other types of flumes besides log? I don't.
Fun Flume Camera
So many good memories...
Fun Flume (Destroyed)
What kind of monster would destroy the Fun Flume?
It's funny how we need water to live... but also to slide.
Cone is an under-utilized and frankly disrespected shape.
Wear this if your website is under construction.
Water Balloon Dispenser
Water balloons help you complete the puzzle.
How many hoops do I have to jump through to get fed an entire raw fish??
Water balloons are like normal balloons filled with spite.
A pancake you can ride.
Ferris Wheel Chair
Don't throw up in this.
A very ugly dress for giants.
Signs are a great way to tell people what to do without actually talking to them.
Theme Park Trash Can
A home for used corndogs.
A princess house. Princesses make excellent garbage.
Raccoon Police Scanner
Tells you where the crimes are.
Bean Bag Chair
Don't let a porcupine sit on this.
Gives you the ability to arrest someone for no reason.
Hot Air Balloon
Balloons are rude to earth's gravity.
if you have to ask what this is, you shouldn't be working with raccoons.
The ultimate status symbol for raccoons.
Keeps traffic lanes separate so the cars don't kiss each other.
Pull it back and watch it go!
The secret to good coffee? Scare the beans. You gotta yell at those beans.
Cars can't lift their own legs, but you can use this to help.
If you swear into this, no one will know.
If you swear into this, everyone will know.
A camera with the built-in ability to litter.
Old Timey Car
I'm looking for investors to fund my drive-thru haunted house.
Imagine the haunted house that fits into your busy schedule.
The only hard part about designing a drive-thru haunted house: how do you scare the cars?
Honestly I think cars are scared of everything, we just can't hear them scream through the mufflers.
A car that yells and winks at you.
Rich Person Car
Rich people use their cars only once before throwing them away.
Traffic Picnic Table
A party zone for ants.
It says "Up, Left, Down, Left, Grab"
Some fine linens.
A regular coffee, only with a fine layer of bathroom particles on top.
Bathroom Trash Can
Someone put food trash in here. Someone wonderful.
Feed this to a door to make it nice.
An ancient Wrong Number machine.
Front Desk Succulent
A cactus that someone cruelly plucked out the spikes from.
This book has workplace tips, tricks, and cheat codes in it.
A tasty, long-lasting treat that will melt your mouth but not your hand.
A tube to nowhere.
An empty popsicle.
Some kind of musical instrument for nerds only.
A cup you can never put down.
This donut is really earning its keep.
There's fingerprints all over the screen. You'd think scientists would wash their hands more.
Scientists may look like they're taking notes, but they're just drawing cool skulls.
Use this to spy on nude microbes.
A hotel for animals, only they hate it.
Lab Cool Snake
This spaghetti was arrested for being mean.
A small and extremely hideous bird.
Frogs do a few questionable things but they're otherwise perfect.
A dirty bird that was caught stealing french fries.
This piece of dirt has legs.
Lab Bunny (Big)
A hardened criminal with no shame.
Lab Bunny (Small)
A hardened criminal with a little bit of shame.
A piece of luxury furniture.
Blows up a small amount of stuff.
Blows up a large amount of stuff.
The hacker's code requires that when you hack into a mainframe, you gotta say "I'm in."
Sometimes when a cloud flushes a toilet, things get out of control.
Raccoon HQ (Broken)
Well... I guess I don't have a job any more.
Boss Head Unit
Hopefully you learned something from the Trashopedia.
Boss Cement Mixer
Actually, I don't really care lol. I made most of this up.
Trash King paid me practically nothing to write these.
Oh well lol.
Key to Donut County
Thanks for playing!